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New Jerseys finest piece of trash

This little smut in the middle runs around NJ and NY in children's clothing and changing the color of her hair as her mood shifts, screaming like a banshee at the top of her lungs wherever she may be (location is non-discriminate) and bringing a looming cloud of shit where ever she may be.

The Dr: 

is it me or did one of her implants deflate?!?!?!

Real Estate Shopping in SoBe

Although I currently live on the ocean in a wonderful secluded area of Miami, I’ve been getting the feeling that it’s time for a change and get into an area with a whole lot more going on. Since there are a ton of real estate agents out here in Miami (me being one of them as well), it gets tough finding one that will directly fit your needs. Although I have lived here for 2 years and am somewhat familiar with the area, I needed someone with a true understanding of South Beach itself to point me in the right direction. I called a dear friend of mine for her opinion and she directed me to this cool website called www.BuyonBeach.com . Once I dove into the website, I was pretty impressed by what I saw. Not only were the photos and info pretty cool, the woman was extremely cute as well. I scheduled an appointment to meet Sarit Oren personally and have her show me some condos. We started in an area called South of Fifth, with buildings named Murano Grande, The Icon and The Apogee. All of the units in these buildings were AMAZING! The only details I gave Sarit were that I liked hip, modern, and walking distance to fun. Following these showings and before the other ones she took me out to lunch at a place called Sushi Shoji. After being blown away by the condos, lunch was just the icing on the cake. The restaurant was hip, modern and the food was purely amazing (personally I think she might have been trying to grease my wheels to buy). After walking out of lunch with a huge smile on my face, she told me that we have 2 more showing to go to, and that they were gonna be different. The first one was an awesome unit at The W Hotel on South Beach (which apparently offers condos for purchase), and the second was at The Gansevoort, both of which are ultra-hip as well! After all of this showing which consumed most of my day and would usually leave me in a crabby ass mood, I was pleasantly surprised by the fact that I wasn’t flustered and actually enjoyed the entire process. One HUGE compliment that I would definitely say about this woman and experience is that she showed me ONLY units that were directly in my budget! Not for one second did she try to upsell me on anything, which says a lot about the person you are dealing with. Now that its time for me to go home cause I have a ton of thinking to do, the one thing I am sure of is that I would and WILL recommend her to anybody that ever asks me to point them in the right direction in buying real estate in Miami. Whether it be a rental unit or a $10mm condo, Sarit Oren and www.BuyonBeach.com are 100% the way to go!

Ilana thinks she's sexy

We met these girls at a local bar before our group was heading out to one of the cheesy nightclubs in town. We exchanged phone numbers with a few of them so they can get in touch with us to meet us there ( 2 of the girls in their group were cute.) The next day, this girl started texting me photos and this was one of them. What in the world is she thinking? I call it like i see it. As they say, ya call a spade a spade....

The Dr: 

Sucks for you. You are the idiot that gave her your number regardless of the reason. That is one big ass girl! Her chest looks like its gonna hit the floor, her sausage roll arms are quite large, and so is the rest of her. I can't comprehend what in the world makes girls like that think it's ok to send pics like this? Do they not see the same thing I see?

Heffer on a bull lol!

I was visiting my ex girlfriend in LA when she decided to take me to this place called Saddle Ranch. She said it was one of the hottest spots on the Sunset Strip i guess you call it. The food wasn't bad and the atmosphere was CRAY! While we were eating i looked over and saw that this was going on on the bull, so i had to take a pic. What exactly is going on here?

The Dr: 

I LOVE that place! It's a must hit whenever i'm in that city! To be honest, im surprised that they even allowed things that look like this to get on the bull, let alone 3 ogres. The hefty thing in the back is obviously weighing down that poor bull that looks like its soon to be leveld! But in all reality, what the hell is wrong with that girls toes? Is she some kind of spider monkey?

Hot or Not?

This pic was taken at a "themed" party at this girls house that my boy is friends with. I'm not too sure how i feel about these girls. Thoughts?

The Dr: 

Girls? really? They all look like slobs you picked up from the sewer. I would really hope that the nasty thing in the back isnt wearing a shirt that says "slayer" on it. The only things i can see her slaying are the bench warmers of a college baseball team out back behind the dumpster... TRUTH..

Typical Jersey Douche

I dont know who this douche is but i saw him down at the Jersey Shore. Look at this moron! 100% pure douche!

The Dr: 

I concur..... 150%!

MOST HATED GUY IN MELBOURNE - BEWARE GIRLS

MOST HATED GUY IN MELBOURNE....ALL GIRLS BEWARE. THIS GUY IS TROUBLE AND SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED. BIGGEST PLAYER YET. CHEATER, LIAR, MANIPULATOR. TOTAL CHARMER. PLAYS ALL THE GIRLS AND TELLS THEM THAT HE LOVES THEM WHEN HE IS OUT PLAYING THE FIELD. SAYS HE WILL CHANGE...

The Dr: 

What a shocker!!! just look at him! lol.. Does this surprise anyone?

His name is Riley

This kid Riley is the biggest douche out there! On top of just being a plain old dirtbag, he also has the gift that keeps on giving! Ladies beware!

The Dr: 

HA! I concur... Just look at this fool!

Don't ever tell your boyfriend that you are going out of town with your sorority sisters on a weekend when his frat is having a pool party. Apparently some sorority sisters showed up to the party. I was cheating on him with some kid from my dorm. PINCHED....

House party trash

This right here is what was said to be one of the best pics that came out of my boys house party 2 weeks ago. I just found this on this girls facebook page ( the one holding the jager bottle). It was a decent party and i shouldn't complain cause i ended up getting laid, but who puts this stuff on facebook?

The Dr: 

Bro, every single one of those things ( i dont wanna call them girls cause they are so damn nasty) looks like some sort of a beast. I have absolutely no words to describe the thing in the middle, the one in the back has something wrong with her eyes, and the idiot in the front is holding a bottle of jager like it's some sort of trophy. They are all ogre's and i would really hope that it wasn't one of them that you ended up touching. Choose new friends... FAST....